Science Joke of the Day
Science jokes are a great way to share a laugh and educate your audience. When telling science jokes, it is important to know your audience and understand the joke yourself. If you do not understand the joke, it will be difficult for your audience to connect with it.
A physicist and a biologist were vacationing at the ocean. The physicist was fascinated by the waves and decided to walk into the water. Unfortunately, he drowned and never returned.
1. What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?
There’s no formula for a good science joke, but a little humor goes a long way. These science jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival? A ferrous wheel.
2. What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?
The proton and the electron both have positive charges. They are attracted to each other, but they are also repelled by each other. This is why atoms stick together so tightly.
Use this joke to help students understand the concept of repulsion and attraction. You can also have students experiment with a charged balloon and pieces of paper by bringing the balloon near strips of paper to observe that like charges repel, while opposite charges attract.
3. What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their date?
Science jokes are a great way to get kids laughing. They can also help them remember important scientific facts. For example, how many general relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb? Two! One to hold the light bulb and one to rotate space.
Try this fun and easy science experiment with your students. It will be a blast!
4. What do you do with a sick chemist?
Chemists are always looking for a new solution. If you can’t helium, try curium. And if that doesn’t work, then you might as well barium!
Chemistry jokes can make any science class feel a bit lighter and make you smile a bit more. Spicing up a lesson with a little humor is a great way to engage students and get them to learn.
5. What do you call a bunch of hydrogen atoms at a carnival?
An aspiring physicist is making a scale model of the hydrogen atom for her science fair project. She wants to make the nucleus of the atom 1.00 m across. However, oxygen atoms have eight outer electrons while hydrogen has one. How do they resolve this issue? They share electrons in a covalent bond. This makes the atomic system stable. The joke plays into chemophobia and highlights the dangers of misplaced fears.
6. What do you call a bunch of nitrogen atoms at a carnival?
Science jokes can be a little bit challenging to get right. But if you know your audience and use the right mix of microscope, germ, antibody, and Mendeleev jokes, you can get a laugh.
Atoms are the smallest particles of matter, and they make up everything we see. They can be pretty sarcastic, too. For example, carbon is a girl’s future best friend.
7. What do you call a bunch of oxygen atoms at a carnival?
In chemistry, a solution is a mixture that has been fully dissolved in another substance. The word solution rhymes with shaken, so it’s a perfect name for a drink.
Chromosomes contain genes, and one of those genes determines an individual’s sex (two Xs means female, one X means male). If you want to find out your sex, just pull down your chromosomes.
8. What do you call a bunch of sulfur atoms at a carnival?
There’s nothing like a good science joke to brighten your day. And chemistry jokes are especially fun. After all, atoms make up everything we see and they’re the smallest particles in the world. Plus, atoms lie all the time so they can’t be trusted.
Did you hear the one about oxygen and potassium? They went on a date and it turned out OK.
9. What do you call a bunch of sodium atoms at a carnival?
Funny science jokes are a great way to share some humor with the people you love. These chemistry and earth science jokes are sure to get you a reaction.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up they would be alloys! These atom jokes are sure to satisfy your sodium fix. Enjoy! 2Na. That’s all I got to say. Chemists are great at solving problems.
10. What do you call a bunch of phosphorus atoms at a carnival?
Science jokes are a great way to get kids and adults laughing. These jokes about physics, biology, chemistry and more will have everyone giggling in no time.
What do the atoms of oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, sulfur and sodium all have in common? They all love to party! These funny science puns are scientifically proven and lab tested to make you laugh.